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i figured out how to request money on paypal
my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no
I TRIED TO CLOSE SKYPE BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENED AND
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Me:
*watching 'beauty and the beast'*
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Tv:
"NOOOO OOOOONE'S SLICK AS GASTON -"
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My 20-year-old bro:
*opens my door quickly* "NO ONE'S QUICK AS GASTON - NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S - FOR THERE'S NO MAN IN TOWN HALF AS MANLY - PERFECT A PURE PARAGON!" *closes the door*
there are two types of lyric websites
(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)
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management:
nobody under 12 will be allowed in the 2014 stadium tour
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everyone over 12:
looks like this could be *sprays perfume* our moment
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
stop wondering
…oh
When someone interrupts me when I’m telling a story.
(Source: yougiveme-something)
ok so my mom took a pic of me drawing and this is what i found on her website…
more like my desire for homestuck to update omFG MOM ALL I DRAW IS HOMESTUCK AND NONE OF IT HAS TO DO WITH MY MOOD IM PISS
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.
(Source: fefetaface)
their facial expressions tho
