a work of art
last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said “yes i am bishrekual” and i woke up crying
Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
I was proud of the simple fact that I somehow avoided a major embarrassment in this moment.
Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]
took me a minute
yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it
Okay, do me a favor and never repeat that.
Me for all of high school
also me on a treadmill
Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
"I decided that I was a feminist. This seemed uncomplicated to me. But my recent research has shown me that feminism has become an unpopular word. Women are choosing not to identify as feminists. Apparently, [women’s expression is] seen as too strong, too aggressive, anti-men, unattractive."